The guestrooms - just a touch
I put a few logs on a grate and covered them in lights
I moved the bed over as much as I could before it hit the other wall...........laid down on the bed as flat as I could get - but my legs were in the way - so I laid there spread eagled with my legs splayed up in the air and John walked in...........
Why I was embarrassed I have no idea - but I was - completely embarrassed to be in such a vulnerable position!
John says - WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?
Suzan says - Trying to get a shot of the fireplace
John says - You need to take photography classes - I don't think that's a normal pose
John says - WHY IS THE BED PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL???
Suzan says - Because it's in the way
John says - Did you see you snapped off a piece of the trim ?
Suzan says - Is that what it was? I heard a crack !
John says - Well I'm glad I didn't do it - I'd never hear the end of it - but if it's for the blog.........
That entire conversation happened with me in that position by the way - waiting for him to get out so I could continue .................
As he walked out of the room he casually mentioned the MIRROR I have placed right over the Christmas lights
I never thought to even look in the mirror - but it was horrifying - once again he saved the day or this would have looked like an entirely different type of blog !
At the very least it wouldn't have looked very wholesome - trust me
Create your own DIY Faux Fireplace for dummies HERE
Have a wonderful day everyone - the week's half over !
Hugs,
Me
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You just made my day!!!! LOVE that guest room AND your creativity!!! ALL of our husbands know all about all the things we do for our BLOG!!! I take lots of pics of Louis Dean - always telling him - "I need them in case of a slow blog day!!" He thinks he's famous now!!
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ReplyDeleteTell me John has an English accent please! I always read his part of the conversation with a James Bond classy air, which makes your crazy antics all the more funny to me. Your mantelpiece is wonderful with the faux fireplace below. Love it. And love you guys both, please never change.
ReplyDeleteSUPER GORGEOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that! Oh the things we do to get a good picture.
ReplyDeleteYou never cease to make me laugh. :) I'm loving the silver, white & gold, too. Deb
ReplyDeleteCome on, we want to see the other shot in the mirror! You are the queen of creating peaceful and pretty in your Christmas decor. Love it all.
ReplyDeleteOh, my stars, woman - you are a hoot!!! I was trying to monitor a business call (I work from home), and almost chocked to death before I could hit the 'mute' button. You and John are hysterical.
ReplyDeleteLMHO - sorry about that Jeannie !!!
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Your blog seriously makes me laugh out loud at my desk - thank you for bringing a spot of sunshine into this otherwise very rainy gloomy day in the mountains!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays !!! Your home looks Magical !!! :)
ReplyDeleteAw - thanks so much Pati !
DeleteHappy holidays to you too - although we're a little early to be saying that I think LOL !
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Once again, absolutely hillarious!! ...and no one with me to laugh together...Hasn't stopped me lol on my own 😂 Bless you!!
ReplyDeleteLOL - nothing wrong with laughing alone - I do it all the time and John is right in the room with me LMHO !
DeleteThanks so much - and bless you too !
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PLEASE tell me you had clothes on while in that position! You know what a vivid imagination I have...lol That really does look pretty, Suzan...small or not- it is lovely! xo Diana
ReplyDeleteLOL, can invision that in my head. Is that a good thing or bad? Looks great
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Lovely and calming Christmas touches. Still drywalling, sanding, moving things around - the usual mess here! xo Patty
ReplyDeleteThe same here Patty - I just don't show those things LOL !
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I love that you decorate the bedroom, Suzan. I''m hoping I can get into the spirit this weekend. Just seeing a special report on tv about another shooting in California. What is going on with our world ???
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! You crack me up! Glad he mentioned the mirror;):) Everything looks beautiful. I can just picture you laying there: what we do for our blogs!!!
ReplyDeleteLove your Christmas decorations you have up. You do such a wonderful job in decorating. I should say no matter what you do it turns out Awesome looking.
ReplyDeleteBetween you and Joh, you both give us all a good laugh and you sure do make my day listening to your humor.
Great job Suzan. Oh and John, sounds like you missed a wonderful opportunity there when you walked into the room. :}
YOU...............CRACK....................ME..................UP!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHY..........THANK..............YOU..............RUTH !!!
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I'm trying to look at your lovely pictures but then I crack up all over again. You.are.too.funny. LMHO. I like all your Christmas touches.
ReplyDeleteI just about snorted Fresca out my nose!! You are a hoot! Lovely fireplace and so glad that you could contort yourself to get pictures. Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteOH boy the imagery is too too funny! You are amazing with all the lovely deco you're doing, very inspiring here. Well the tree is up, with just the lights, pine needles scattered to and fro on the white floors, half finished projects here and there, and here I sit watching a transformer movie, why I don't know! Xxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteThanks so much Mary Anne -
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I'd rather have teeth pulled LMHO !
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Oh Suzan, you are a delight! :)))) Love your bedroom holiday decor! As for your compromising position... a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do! :)))) ~ Christina
ReplyDeleteOH, Lord, LOL. I could see you ...just as clear as day---trying to take the picture ...and the mirror, clever coverup---grins..and your room is super cool. Just the right touches and I wish I had a piece of wall somewhere for a mantle...china cabinet or mantle, that's my choice. Thanks Sandi
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO and then doing it again. OMG Susan, thanks for the laugh this evening before I venture Christmas shopping, my least favorite thing to do.
ReplyDeleteLOL thanks Marie !
DeleteI hate Christmas shopping too - wonder why because I used to absolutely love it
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I laughed before you even said anything about John. I just KNEW he would walk in and say something! This is too funny! And by the way everything is very pretty. (I have NOT a thing decorated)
ReplyDeleteHaHa! Good one! By the way, I'm liking your blog's new look.
ReplyDeleteVery pretty!
ReplyDeleteEverything looks great Suzan, but honestly, I come here for the laughs! I almost always leave laughing! So funny!
ReplyDeleteOh Suzan the things you do for us readers--above and beyond and we love every minute of it!
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LOL you see? I'm ALWAYS thinking of you guys !
DeleteThanks Pat !
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You are absolutely the cutest thing, ever !!
ReplyDeleteAy-Ay-Ay! What a hot Momma de-SPLAYING her wares just to get a great picture for her blog fans! You are too much! You made me pee my pants with the convos you and your John have, (That didn't sound good!)
ReplyDeleteYour mantel and the picture turned out wonderfully so tell your John, er I mean JOHN that all of your contortions were worth it!
I've had a house load of company for Thanksgiving so I missed commenting on all of your beautiful blogs, but I did read them today. I was out of the loop for a whole week and I sure have a lot of email! I'll have to set a lot of time aside to go through everything, but your blogs are the funnest! You are a creative marvel! That fireplace you built has sure been a wonderful decorating source for you, and as always it is Gorgeous!
Hugs,
Laura/Hazel et al
No de-splaying going on around here LMHO !
DeleteGlad you had a full house - that means fun ! ( and a mess - but the mess is ok, right? )
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Aren't you happy John came to the rescue with that photo!!!? So funny.
ReplyDeleteWere you wearing your lingerie while photographing the fireplace? That would have been a been a good story!
ReplyDeleteOMG you gave me such a great chuckle! I absolutely LOVE you, your sense of humour and style of writing is perfect <3 (Now I have to calm down my poor cat because I nearly gave her a heart attack when I got to the part about the mirror, a sudden shriek will do that!)
ReplyDeleteLMHO - your poor cat Susan !!!
Delete( you know there's a terrible joke in there somewhere but I'm going to be a lady and leave it alone )
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Well you see because of all the yoga you have become nimble and are attempting daring positions in the name of the blog. And in the end John saves the day, I guess he's a keeper after all!The fireplace is lovely as are all the decorations in your bedroom.
ReplyDeleteAll that yoga LMHO - I went to 3 classes !
DeleteI'm going to resume after the holidays ( that's my story and I'm sticking to it )
Thanks so much Mary !!!
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You are just too funny! Good thing you had some warning. Thanks for sharing your gorgeous faux fireplace at VIParty.
ReplyDeleteYou and your husband are so funny!! Maybe he'll get you photography lessons for Christmas! LOL
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