I know some of you may roll your eyes in the air - but these conversations DO happen - OMG they DO - and on a frequent basis.................
Sometime's I can barely believe them myself - as in this case in point - this morning.
John was on the road - I called him - because I need some flowers in my world right now
Suzan says - Could you do me a favor?
John says - Sure - what?
Suzan says - Could you bring me home a big batch of white flowers?
JOHN SAYS - I BOUGHT FLOUR IN THE GROCERIES THIS WEEK
I waited for the punch line - impatiently -
None came.
Suzan says - Are you serious?
John says - Dead serious - you asked me to pick some up - don't you remember?
John says - I think you're losing your mind you know
Possibly - this may just be the straw that broke the camel's back
Suzan tries again - pretending the first part of the conversation did NOT take place
Suzan says - could you bring me home a big batch of white flowers do you think?
BECAUSE I KNOW HE'S JUST KIDDING ME
John says - Look - I don't have time for this - I already bought flour
Suzan says - I DON'T WANT FIVE ROSES F.L.O.U.R. - I WANT WHITE HYDRANGEAS
John says - You always use 5 Roses - I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS I'll talk to you later
Suzan says - DO NOT BRING HOME ANY MORE FLOUR - F.L.O.U.R.
Suzan says - I want a batch of WHITE FLOWERS - F.L.O.W.E.R.S.
because this is all wrong for the living room - as resourceful as I am - I just can't make it work.
When it's good for you
And you're feelin' alright
Well you just roll over
And turn out the light
And you don't bring me
( unless you count the 5 roses he so gallantly placed in my hands last week )
Have a great rest of the day - I'm going to try to arrange the flour............
*****************************UPDATE*****************************
He redeemed himself
enough for a glass of water in the kitchen ( next to Audrey )
I fancy the glass up a little with a glass coaster
and some in the living room
and because he brought them home I'm making him a beef stew
And which I'll use the first bouquet he bought me to thicken the gravy with :)
Much love,