TINA FEY |
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. |
CAROLINE RHEA |
Don`t compare yourself with someone else`s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. |
BETTY WHITE
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
ROSEANNE BARR |
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. |
JOAN RIVERS |
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. |
PHYLLIS DILLER |
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. |
TOTIE FIELDS |
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. |
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. |
CAROL BURNETT
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? |
ERMA BOMBECK |
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you" to dessert that night. And for what?! |
NORA EPHRON
All great choices!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, Suzan! I loved the Erma Bombeck and Joan Rivers quotes best of all. Gave me a good laugh this morning. :-D
ReplyDeleteI am smiling...because the only one I recognize is Tina Fey :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun post! Sure made me laugh out loud. Gilda Radner....a wonderful woman, gone way to soon.
ReplyDeleteLove these!
ReplyDeletethanks Chery - me too!
DeleteTina Fey...love her, she's so intelligent! Gilda, yes, gone too soon! Betty White's quote is the best, how true!
ReplyDeleteThose are all fantastic broads!
Thanks for the smiles, first thing this morning, its bound to be a good day now!!
ReplyDeletethanks so much for dropping by Pollyanna!
DeleteHugs,
Moi
I love Gilda and Tina!! All great quotes, too!
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