Women who Inspire through laughter

These are a few - and really JUST a few of the ladies that have made me laugh - in my mind one of the most precious gifts you can give.  They're in no particular order





GILDA RADNER

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. 
 

TINA FEY

 A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
  

CAROLINE RHEA

Don`t compare yourself with someone else`s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. 

BETTY WHITE

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”  

ROSEANNE BARR

 Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. 
 

JOAN RIVERS

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. 

  

PHYLLIS DILLER

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. 
 

TOTIE FIELDS

 I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.  

                                                                          MAE WEST

 A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. 
  

CAROL BURNETT

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? 
 

ERMA BOMBECK

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you" to dessert that night. And for what?! 

                                                                         NORA EPHRON

 Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. 


I BOW TO YOU LADIES - EVERY ONE OF YOU
THANKS A MILLION FOR THE LAUGHS
and I know without a doubt I've left far too many of you out

some are dead and some are living
in my life I've loved them all