Faking it in bed....................

Suzan says - John - want to have some fun in the bedroom?

John magically appears pronto with a smile on his face

Suzan says - I want to do a post on the magic that happens in our bed

John says - I really think you're going too far - it's out of control what you write about

Suzan says - This could be a good post John

John says - Well  I don't want any part of that post - leave me out of it - seriously Suzan

John says - Are you thinking of starting a pornography blog?

Suzan says - Puleeze - that would be the most boring blog of all

Suzan says - can you grab an end of that sheet laying there

John says - Why?

Suzan says - I need to cut it in half

John says - Why?  It's a perfectly good sheet - PEOPLE DO NOT DO THIS SUZAN

Suzan says - Ah but this is where the magic starts sweetie

As in having the type of bed frame that prohibits me from buying those gorgeous bed skirts I so covet.

I don't have a box spring where the skirt would normally lay on - but need to have one ( because of lack of storage and the fact that half of my worldly belongings reside underneath it ( as in all my shoes ) 

Suzan says - Can you help me take the mattress off the bed?

John says -Come on Suzan,  I'm watching soccer - can it wait?

Suzan says - Well you certainly came running in the room quickly the first time I asked

I simple cut the sheet in half - doubled it for some fullness - and stapled it all along the inside of the frame

Want to see another way I fake it in bed?

I love duvet covers - love love love them 

I hate putting duvet covers on duvets - hate hate hate it

So this is how I fake that

I make up the bed with the duvet

then just " lay " the duvet cover on top of that

I fold the top sheet down over the duvet cover ( that's just resting on top of the duvet ) 

and no one would ever know that I didn't struggle for a half an hour trying to fit the duvet into the corners of the cover - ( does anyone else hate doing that as much as I do ? )  Honestly?  That particular job can make me crazy - a sweating, cursing, messy, crazy person.

are women disingenuous?
yeah - some of us are when we need to be( although some much more than others )


 dis·in·gen·u·ous  

/ˌdisinˈjenyo͞oəs/

Adjective Not candid or sincere, typically by pretending that one knows less about something than one really does.

Synonyms insincere - false - devious - hollow-hearted AS IN click here to watch Meg Ryan again Have a great first day of the year everyone!!! Much love,

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