simply vintageous...by Suzan: Baby it's cold outside.......................

Last night it was cold here!!!
Cold as in oh my God I am so not ready for this.
Cold as in the windows have to be closed.
Cold as in

John says " tonight would be a perfect time for a fire "
Suzan says " oh that would be so nice !!! "
Suzan says " do you feel like a hot chocolate to go with that fire? "
John says - " that sounds great, thanks "

And that's as about Ozzie and Harriet as we can ever get because moments later while I was in
the kitchen making hot chocolate

John yells " SUZANNNNNN "
Suzan says - do you have to yell every time you say my name?
John says - " Can you come here for a moment please ? "
John says - " kindly tell me how I'm supposed to start a fire? "
John says - " does every nook and cranny have to be covered in this house?
John says - " it's become totally unfunctional "
Suzan says - " what has? "
John says - " our home "
Suzan says - " do you live in it? do you sleep in it? do you eat in it? then it's functional! "
John mumbles - barely

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM ANYWAY? DOESN'T EVERYONE STYLE THEIR HEARTH SO THAT YOU CAN'T GET TO THE INSERT?

Suzan says - "Oh and by the way, DO NOT USE THE FIREWOOD IN THAT CONTAINER,
I white washed so it would look like birch, remember? "
John says - " of course you painted the fire wood Suzan - BECAUSE EVEN FIREWOOD CAN'T STAY IN IT'S NATURAL STATE ? "
John says - " and what pray tell do I make a fire with, there isn't even a wood chip in our house anymore that hasn't been painted "
John says - do you have any painting stir sticks laying around?
( OMG he can be hilarious!!! )
John says - this has reached the level of a sickness now - you'll have to see a doctor eventually "

DISORDER John - it's a disorder............................
D.I.S.O.R.D.E.R. got it?
Would you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate honey?

I wish you could have seen his face when I brought in his chocolat chaud - along with the firewood lol

19 comments:

Three Birds InspiredOctober 2, 2012 at 3:35 AM
It is supposed to get very cool here starting this weekend. I have stated that I am not turning on the heat until November. I may have to rethink that statement!
Danni@SiloHillFarmOctober 2, 2012 at 4:01 AM
Hilarious! My husband says instead of Link parties, we should be having mass interventions!!! Let's keep Sam and John apart.
Daniela @Frugal Aint CheapOctober 2, 2012 at 6:30 AM
That is just too funny!!! I needed a good laugh this morning!
Loretta CastoriniOctober 2, 2012 at 8:10 AM
Men dont get it!
Maureen WyattOctober 2, 2012 at 8:21 AM
Danni is breaking me up with the 'mass interventions' comment! Don't tell the guys, but I sometimes have a hard time finding space to eat here. I'll walk around with my plate trying to find somewhere that doesn't have a tablescape on it. ~ Maureen
Emma Kate at Paint and StyleOctober 2, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Hehe! We can't use our fire either as the fireproof coals have been replaced with decorative pine cones! Actually, I'd better remind my husband of that!! x
CynthiaOctober 2, 2012 at 12:50 PM
I have to say this post made me laugh. I enjoyed it, sorry it is so cold already by you.

Cynthia
Julie @ followyourheartwoodworkingOctober 2, 2012 at 1:28 PM
LOVE it!! Had to laugh because my husband went to start a fire in the family room last week and there was a whole dresser in front of it, along with some kitchen chairs!
The White Pear TreeOctober 2, 2012 at 1:54 PM
ROTFL! I think this is your funniest one yet, Suzan!!

Danni, that's too funny about mass interventions, but I think we're the normal ones and it's the hubbies who should create a support group!
Y MamaOctober 2, 2012 at 6:17 PM
Too funny! My husband can certainly relate. Poor guys!
Penny @ Penny's Vintage HomeOctober 2, 2012 at 6:54 PM
We can't use our fireplace either, lol, I have cloth curtains covering the opening! Our poor husbands!!! Hugs, Penny
CeciliaOctober 2, 2012 at 7:35 PM
Lol! Funny!! And yes, our husbands need a support group. lol, still laughing.
We're still in the 80's here. I'd like it to be chilly enough for a fire but that probably won't happen for a couple of months at least.
Pat C.October 3, 2012 at 8:52 PM
As they say, you can't make stuff like that up! Hilarious!!!!

xoxo
Athena at Minervas GardenOctober 4, 2012 at 3:06 PM
That was a funny post! Hubbys and wives sometimes have differences of opinions when it comes to decorating, that's for sure.
Lou Cinda @ Tattered HydrangeasOctober 5, 2012 at 10:49 AM
This is HILARIOUS!! And I can SO relate! Love it!

Lou Cinda
Meredith @ Wait Til Your Father Gets HomeOctober 6, 2012 at 6:58 PM
This made me giggle :o)

Thanks for taking the time to link up at Keep Calm & Link Up this weekend! We're thrilled you chose to party with us :o)
xo, Meredith @ www.waittilyourfathergetshome.com
Have a Daily Cup of Mrs. OlsonOctober 7, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Love the firewood! I must confess, we turned on our heat this weekend. Just too darn chilly. Even froze. So sad, no more tomatoes. Suppose to warm back up this weekend. Thanks for sharing with SYC.
Hugs,
Jann
Recreate and DecorateOctober 8, 2012 at 5:26 PM
OMG! that is hilarious!
oh and Im jealous of the weather! Its still 90 degrees here in Florida!
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Baby it's cold outside.......................

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