Saturday, May 4, 2013

Heart and Soul....................

Good morning everyone!

Finished at April's yesterday - so now I can show you the little " something - something " I did for her on her chairs......................
If you remember April collects hearts - lots and lots of hearts ( if you haven't seen her amazing collection - you can see them HERE )

So once I tore apart the old seats..................




There was enough hay in these chairs to keep a barn full of cows fed for a week I'm sure


John says - Uggghhh - that's our dining room table - do you have to do that there?
Suzan says - WELL I could use my imaginary workshop I suppose - or our bed - but that would be the only other alternative.............
Suzan says - We need to move - because that imaginary workshop has to become a reality at some point


Anyway - as I continued working an idea was born..................



I cut out 4 hearts from scraps left over


and stapled a heart to the bottom of each seat.....................

John says - I think that looks a little tacky
Suzan says- It has meaning for April John - I didn't do it on a whim
( well actually I did it do it on a whim - but it still has meaning ) 
And April loved them!

Ok - I don't have a clear picture of her parson chairs - but you can sort of make them out here


She decided to channel a little Sarah Richardson into the design - and decided to have them reupholstered in 2 fabrics ( I did not do these -  a little completely out of my league ) 

The seating part was covered in this gorgeous paisley


and the back was done in a very light " taupish " type of color - and MONOGRAMMED!!!!!!!!!!!
that's me screaming because I think it's just brilliant!


 you just know there's some monogramming that's going to be going on in my world from this day forward, right?


she brought the fabric into a lady that does this ( for next to nothing I might add ) and then brought it already monogrammed to the reupholsterer.

and they tie in beautifully with the 4 dining room chairs................


She has TASTE this new friend of mine.....................

So let's see - she started off with a dining room like this - a dining room set she had inherited from a beloved Aunt and couldn't bear to part with


and ended up with this



wood shelves replaced with glass in the China cabinet - and lighting installed by her hubby


and a little " thank you " for her business


This job took way longer than it should have - 
Between waiting for paint to arrive
Fabric taking a week to arrive
Reupholster taking longer than we thought  over a week
( sorry April - you know I have to protect my reputation here -2 of those weeks were completely 
out of my control lol ) 
These particular days I have to take complete responsiblity for
A mini crisis at my end
A doctors appointment at my end 
Me having to spend a day with with one of our mills................
Me drinking on the job ( HERE ) - but that was part April's fault too

IT'S FINALLY DONE 

And I really did put my heart and soul into this job :)


AND if all of the above hadn't happened - we wouldn't have gotten to know each other like we did
sometimes things happen for a reason...................and that was one of the nicest surprises to come out of this job.

Have a great rest of the weekend everyone!
Stay tuned, I spent most of Friday with Caroline - from Piorra Maison - so you get to come shopping with me - we are considering ( and that really is the only stage it's at - at this point ) doing an online shop from my blog - so you guys would actually get to SHOP instead of just looking at photos of all her beautiful things!  Thoughts?

Now excuse me - I'm going to make a tea and curl up with this beautiful birthday gift from Caroline
Friday was a beautiful day ( in the neighbourhood ) 


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Friday, May 3, 2013

My True Love Gave to Me................

12 Months of Menopause

In the first month of menopause
My true love gave to me
A migraine to last eternity

In the second month of menopause
My true love gave to me
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the third month of menopause
My true love gave to me
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the fourth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the fifth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the sixth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the seventh month of menopause
My true love gave to me
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the eighth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the ninth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the tenth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
10 minute lectures
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the eleventh month of menopause
My true love gave to me
11 " or else's "
10 minute lectures
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 nights crying
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the twelth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
12 lawyers letters
11 " or else's "
10 minute lectures
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 nights crying
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity.................................

Suzan says - I read somewhere that studies show that Menopausal women are more likely to poison their husbands.
John says - Really?  I read somewhere that Menopausal women are more likely to be drowned by their husbands..........

We don't have a pool
I'm safe for now......................
But there's a teeny tiny bit of poison in the basement ......................


I know it will pass......................it WILL pass........................Dear God it HAS to pass lol
I mean people pass kidney stones - this should be a piece of cake...................
Have a great weekend all
Hugs,