We all know how much I love music anyway -
So how on earth did I end up with
I've never known a man to be so fastidious about his own personal hygiene and yet leave a mini disaster in his wake upon every room he enters................
There's piles of garbage on his desk.
There's piles of garbage in his van ( disgusting - the van is absolutely disgusting )
There's piles of garbage in his pockets - every single one of them............
And often - so often - too often - he leaves trails as he walks room to room - I'm serious - he leaves little bits of paper that have fallen out of his pockets -
If you went hiking with John on Kilamanjaro - you'd never get lost -
You'd simply follow the trail of his trash back to the base camp.
He doesn't bother with tedious things like closing closet doors - or drawers for that matter - he simply moves on because after all that's what the valet is for, right?
He doesn't clean counters after making a sandwich because that's what the maids do, right?
If I ask him to PLEASE clean the shower - he simply sprays the wall with the shower hose - using only water ( OF COURSE IT'S CLEAN, HE YELLS, YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING BUT WATER )
And the grime and soap scum that gets left behind?
Well he doesn't even see that - and thinks I'm being picky for noticing that.
This man - that everyone loves by the way - is a SLOB...............
And has turned me into her....................
I resent him for it - because I used to be more like this...................
Not really - I don't think I was ever quite that sweet - but I really do think I was meant to maybe just wile away the hours listening to music
The floor company did the stairs - there's still 2 more coats of gloss to go on them - today the living room and hallway get done - we went with Ebony -
I'm terrified I've made a huge mistake here - but blockhead loves 'em....................
The cabinets have been assembled ( Ikea )
I made a time capsule of sorts on the drywall -
Gordie says - They'll never see it Mom
Mom says - Not until they renovate anyway
Gordie says - Uhhh - I think the paint may cover that up..................
BLONDE MOMENTS ARE OCCURRING A LITTLE TOO FREQUENTLY IN THIS HOUSE
I put it on a plank of wood instead lol
For the next renovators in the future
And shhhh - don't tell anyone - but I am soooo happy Christmas is over with this year - I want to zap it from my memory entirely -
We had no water on Christmas Eve - I COULDN'T TAKE A BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's ok to be a sweating dirty mess any other time of the year - but Christmas Eve?
I sprayed perfume over the entirety of my body and prayed.
I would normally pray for peace on earth -
This year I prayed I didn't stink.
Or that no one would get close enough to notice.
John says - You're blogging early today
John says - I hope you're telling them how much I've been helping........................
But we won't go there this morning folks.
We.
Just.
Won't.
Go.
There.
K????
Hope you all had a beautiful Christmas - and that you were all able to take a shower or bath - and hug lots of loved ones :)
I'd love to show pics of a finished area - but I simply don't have one yet - I have tons of almost finished area's though :)
Much love -
And hugs to all ( the water's working again - I've had a bath - it's ok to hug )
Will all this be funny one day?
Not so sure about that right now LOL
