Monday, July 13, 2015

FRONT PORCH ART...................CHEAP!

Good day....................sunshine !

I made myself a promise that the front porch makeover was going to be a very frugal one. We still need windows and french doors and bathroom redo's and ........and...........and.
I've kept to my word ( I'll show you it soon - still some painting that needs to be done )


I had almost everything I needed..................including art work and furniture- already on hand.
We only needed to buy baseboards and window trim - 
( sometimes being a semi hoarder really works in one's favor ) 

A while back I ordered this on Amazon - well one larger one actually ( but now I want this pack of them also for outside art work  LOL ) 

I dug it out of my stash and made a couple of signs out of it................


A bit of paint to dry brush it with ( I used ASCP chalk paint for the white - but any paint will do - this is a really small and quick project )  stencils and my sharpie - and I have a rustic - shabby sign for under 10.00 !

And the best part is that you can create TWO signs out of one slice of wood.-
I reversed it and reversed the paint and letter colors as well


And that's because I've developed a split personality since menopause.
I think all the great artists should have done this actually - Picasso - Monet - Van Gogh - they should have all made 2 sided art.
First of all your investment would be worth double................and secondly you could just turn it over when you got bored with it or changed your decor.
And yes - I WOULD get bored..............even with s painting worth a million dollars.
I'm very uncivilised like that.

I'll also hang this up


and probably this


John says - It's too much
John says - It's like walking into a Thesaurus

Who says that?
Really - who S.A.Y.S  thesaurus?

Suzan says - Why can't you just call it a dictionary ?
John says - That's why I had to move here - you colonists have so much to learn.
Suzan says - Listen buddy - when you immigrate you have to conform.
John says - I didn't " immigrate " - I was sent to educate the colonists.

Anyway I can't help it - I LOVE words..................even in enclosed porches :)


One sign - 2 works of art - for under 10.00 ( did I already mention that? )



It's only words.....................( which can be found in any thesaurus )
But words are all I have to steal your heart away.

Have a wonderful one !
Hugs,
Me


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Friday, July 10, 2015

A Friday Chat ( about this & that )

Good Friday morning !
Glad you're here - come on in !

I took an IQ test last night because I was convinced I was a genius with my problem solving abilities.
CONVINCED.

43 questions later..............I received a 93.
Nothing more than average.

Now I will tell you that there was a couple of times over the years where I scored in the 120's. -
( I'm not bragging because that's not what geniuses do )
so depending what source you choose I was either mildly gifted or " superior "

And so I've been walking around a little taller all my life with that knowledge under my belt.

I'm blaming it on the house.
Really - it's making me stupid crazy.

My original plan was that John and I would both take the test - and then I would comfort him and explain to him that it was just a silly little test - that it didn't mean anything at all.  ( in a mildly superior way of course )
Now?
I'm too terrified he'll score higher than me.
Not happening.

At least I was smart enough to do a test run before I sprung the idea on him.
And that alone should bring my IQ up by 20 points don't you think?

If YOU fall in the superior range - do NOT buy a fixer upper.
Just saying.
It'll crush you like a bug.
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I don't know if I've ever shared this before but the power of suggestion is extremely strong in me ( in most geniuses really I think )

If someone just talks about having a cold - I get a cold.
If someone hurts themselves in a particular area - it happens to me within days of hearing about it.
If my daughter's pregnant - my belly starts growing.
This happens too frequently to just write off as a coincidence.

My girlfriend's daughter had lice last winter.

So I was convinced I had lice - even though I was never in close proximity to her.
My head started itching like crazy - and at times I felt them WALKING around up there.

John checked my head.
Lindsay checked my head.
Ashley checked my head.
Gordie's girlfriend checked my head.

And they're all trying to tell me it's just dry scalp - that there isn't any lice up there.

Suzan says - Can you check my head again?
John says - YOU DON'T HAVE LICE FOR GOD'S SAKES
John says - You're borderline insane you know

And I always assumed that I was.
Borderline insane - because that's close to genius.
Now I know I'm just nuts..............how depressing.
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I stopped getting bikini waxes years ago.
They were torture for me - the Esthetician told me it was because I was fair - but whatever the reason was -
DEAR GOD it was torture.
I would lay there terrorized - clutching at the bed and counting to 10 before I'd let her attack.
I would bleed every time she ripped the paper off - and she was a savage about it - I must say - smiling away as she ripped hair follicles from deep inside my body - laughing out loud as I moaned in agony.
I think it would work as an interrogation tool perfectly - on " fair " criminals anyway.

So now I shave.
I put my bathing suit on yesterday and pranced outside to step into the pool.
I've gained weight this year.  ( Ashley's pregnant as you know - see? )
In my belly.
So the Netherland's are not easily seen when I look down - and it's not easy holding your belly with one hand and haphazardly shaving down there with the other. ( and just admitting that I have to hold my belly flat makes me want to go vomit - so excuse me I'll be right back )

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Ok - I'm back.
So to my total horror - I could see - as I stepped out into the bright sunshine that I misjudged my bikini line when shaving.
Entirely.
O.M.G.
It was sprouting out everywhere.
I noticed a squirrel on the fence do a double take.
I whipped a towel around myself and ran back in the house - completely mortified.
Time to diet or make an appointment for a bikini wax - or at the very least get rid of the squirrels.
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Pluck
Shave
Cut
Style
Trim
Check for lice
Repeat..................

I know I talk a lot about it but I'M SICK TO DEATH OF HAIR............seriously sick to death of it
It diminishes the quality of life when half of it is spent concentrating on it.
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So.............what else is new?

Have you seen the Italian Grandmother's trying Olive Garden for the first time?



They should have went to Pasta Lover's instead....................( if you're visiting Manhattan it's a great place for inexpensive Italian food )
Don't you love the 2 that loved everything they tried?

If you want to splurge on an incredible Italian dining experience - Nocello's is my favorite ( on 55th - Hell's Kitchen ) pricey - but worth every penny !

Hopefully they're still there lol - we used to go to Manhattan monthly for our business - but I haven't been in over 3 years now.
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I'm still plugging away in the front porch - the goal is to have it finished by Sunday

One side is oh so close................( notice the new / old trunk ? )


The other?
Not so much


But today?
I plan to be in the pool for a good part of it !!!
( just as soon as I dehair myself properly )

Have a wonderful weekend everyone !
Hugs,
Me