Saturday, February 9, 2013

Sesame Street for Adults.......................

We work in the garment industry - as fabric agents and are constantly on the look
out for new suppliers for our North American customers.
John contacted the Thailandese consulate - to source cotton and garment makers
Here's the list of names he was given

Now if he can learn to pronounce any of them - we may be in business..................

MR.  SITTHISAK  ANGSUBHAKORN

MR. BOONCHI  SUPATALOWATTANA  ( all I see here is supercalifragilisticispialidocious - that's just the way my brain works - I'm precocious like that )

MR. SATITPORN  SONGKUNELRTCHAI  

MR. PIYA  LERSLOOMPLEEPHUNT

MS. NONGNAPAS DIDSAWATANA

MR. PICHIT  CHATTRAKULCHAI

MR. APISIT  CHAVANGRUNGSIYANON  ( uh, could you spell that for me please ? )

MR. SIRAWOOT  AROONSIRICHOKE

MR. KHUNJUTHTIP  USANEEBUNDIT

These business opportunities often involve meeting for dinners - I've already
informed John I'M NOT GOING - EVER!
Can you just imagine me after a couple of glasses of wine?
" it was so nice meeting you, Mr Snuffleupagus "


source
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street?

Some of my posts are unbelievable - even to me - if I were reading them I'd be like - OK - NOT TRUE
but every word I write is true lol - every unbelievable word.
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Friday, February 8, 2013

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner


I did it the old fashioned way this time - I picked a name out of a hat vase -




Suzan whispers - John.  John?
Suzan says a little louder - JOHN ???  ARE YOU AWAKE?
John says - What the?  Covering his face from the light ( which I put on as dim as it gets in case you
think I'm thoughtless...............
John says - What time is it?
Suzan says - 5 in the morning
John yells - Turn out the light for God's sakes
John yells - What are you doing there standing with a vase in your hand?
Suzan says - I have to pick my winner, can you just stick your hand in here and ................
John says - Are you completely insane?
John says - CLOSE THE LIGHT
John says - GOOD NIGHT
Suzan says - well technically it's morning - wow - you're crabby

and I dejectedly walk down the hall - shake the bowl and pick a name all by myself......................
it was quite lonely.
I'm officially removing him from my Hey Girl, entry, seriously

and the winner is - selected by my very own hand - THE UNITED STATES OF DANNI


John comes stumbling down the hall a little later and I mean literally stumbling
John says - Where's the bloody vase ?
Suzan says - Too late - it's done
Suzan says - Go back to bed
John says - Just wait - just wait until you're asleep...........................

Have a beautiful weekend everyone