Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Me, myself and I






Vicky from Decor Harmony  ( who has been my blogger lifeline on several occasions, taking the
time to explain to this ditsy blonde step by step how to do things I should have been able to figure
out on my own ) nominated me and 6 others for the " Tell Me About Yourself Award ".
I'm still at the point here where I wonder if anyone would be interested in hearing another 7 things -
but here goes!

1) I have 3 children - Twin daughters 29 - and a son 27 - they are in my thoughts 57 seconds of every minute.

2) I have a vivid imagination - too vivid - and am frightened easily - to the point where I can let out a
blood curdling scream if John quietly walks into a room without me realizing he has done so and end
up scaring him more than he has scared me - this happens quite frequently - poor neighbours

3) I have been told all my life I look like Goldie Hawn - except on a date once when I was told I looked
like Sandra Bernhard -  talk about a chameleon,lol

4) I have a weird addiction to True Crime - and watch these shows with a morbid fascination - shocked, repulsed, terrorized and close my eyes for all gory parts yet I still watch them.

5) I was a single mom for 10 years - between the first and John - some of them were rough years -
some were pretty incredible years

6) February 14, 2003  I was kissed on the top of the Eiffel Tower - but I had to tell John to do so " quick, kiss me for God's Sakes - it's Valentines day and  we're on the Eiffel Tower " lol - but when I'm old and gray I will remember that...................( hopefully I will that is, can't remember where I've put my paintbrushes from one day to the next as it is )

7) I have 6 grandkids by " proxy " ( through John ) I am Lolli and he is Pop ( because they have 2 grandmothers already ) but I am really way way way too young to be a grandmother lol - so I'm a Lolli :))))
( not too young at 53 to be a grandmother at all - but I'm fighting this aging process tooth and nail )

8) I'm a drama mama - I do everything big - I laugh big - cry big - scream big - play big - dance big - fight big and LOVE big.............

Oops - one too many - oh well -

I'm passing this honor on to my new friends - pls check out their blogs :)))
They always have encouraging warms words to say and fun blogs to go to!!!


CLAUDINE FROM CONDENSEDLOVEHOME - here
DISTRESSEDDONNADOWNHOME - here
DE TOUT, DE RIEN - here
GYPSY HEART - here
HOMESPUN HAPPENINGS -  here
ADORNED FROM ABOVE - here
DECORATING INSANITY - here

This award is made for talking and that's just what you'll do
Or one of these days .............................
Are you ready boots girls?
Start walking talking....................

Inquiring minds want to know!

XXX
Suzan





Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Someone Put a Curse on Me..................

There are quite a few options here - first of all I have a strong Irish heritage - and my grandmother believed in all of that stuff - she told me once that someone had put a curse on our family ( probably a century ago )


Sometimes my ankles do hurt, wow I never put 2 and 2 together

Then there's Voo Doo - a Haitian belief - I live in Montreal and there's a large Haitian community here because we are a french speaking province - did I piss a Haitian off recently?

Sometimes I get sharp jabbing pains in odd places on my body - OMG - is someone jabbing pins in a makeshift Simply Vintageous Suzy Q body?

Then there's the Italian Evil Eye - and I did have words with an Italian customer last winter who basically wanted what I was selling for 1/2 the price - I couldn't do it - and she got quite upset with me -


 I don't know which one it is - but it could possibly be that all three have been placed on me...................
 because I can't sell a damn thing!

 In the winter - when you'd think it would be more difficult things were flying out the door -

 Does anyone know how to reverse any of the above, lol

 I don't think it's the Irish Curse - too old now already
 The voodoo doll is probably far fetched because I have not offended a Haitian ( to my knowledge )
 But the evil eye?
 That woman was a bitch - yeah - think I'm going with that!
 How long do these curses last, lol???????

 I can live with the sharp jabbing pains from time to time
 I can live with sore ankles
 BUT I NEED TO SELL MY FURNITURE - I'M RUNNING OUT OF SPACE HERE!!!


 Hugs,
 Suzan

 p.s. really just joking


 sort of.........................