I'm embarrassed to admit this but I have never gotten used to Celcius -
Here in Canada we switched to the Metric system in the 70's - that's been plenty of time, don't you think?

Although I know that 29 or 30 degrees celcius is beautifully hot - I still find myself constantly scrambling to work out the equation in my mind of what it is in Farenheit - then and only then do I think ahhhh - how wonderful !

My kids don't understand when I say - oh my gosh - it's going to be 90 degrees today - don't forget your sunscreen - but they were born into this and know nothing else.
( They also don't get - why - in their 30's I'm still reminding them to wear sun screen but that's another disorder of mine altogether and doesn't belong on this post )

Same with miles - if we're taking a road trip I still find myself converting kilometers into miles to gage how far we'll actually be going. For instance I know that Manhattan is 350 miles from Montreal - don't ask me what it is in kilometers - and I don't feel like figuring it out right now anyway )

We work in fabric - with European mills - who, of course, all work in metric too - and yet?
I'm frantically working out what a meter is in yards when I'm purchasing fabric for myself.

And I can't - for the life of me - convert liters per mile ( of gas ) as opposed to gallons per mile.

I'm metrically challenged in all honesty.
Or as I prefer to say - I'm an Imperialist.

Just trust me when I tell you that they're calling for a lovely week ahead !
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I made a large batch of meat sauce this week -
I save all my glass jars to store it in - but you know - you give a jar out here and there to your kids when they visit ( in case they're starving to death and just not telling you lol ) and next thing you know - you're low on jars.
Suzan says - I need to pick up some containers.
John says - We have a ton of them in the mudroom
Suzan says - We do?
John says - Yeah - at least 8 of them
Suzan says - Oh I don't think so John - why would I have put them in the mudroom ?
John gets up - goes in the mud room - and comes out with my beloved blue bell jars - which grace the garden with tea lights all summer
John says - Here you go
Suzan says - horrified - I CAN'T USE THEM !
John says - Why not? I thought that's what they were for?
Suzan says - OMG - they're for my tea lights in the garden
John says - NO THEY'RE NOT ! MY MOTHER USED TO PUT HER HOME MADE MARMALADE IN THEM !!!!!!!!!!!
Suzan says - Well I save the jars from your store bought marmalade - wash them out and then use them for storage..............
John says - And somewhere - in your brain - there's logic in that, right?

Later on John says - Why are you gorging on pickles?
Suzan says - with her mouth full - I NEED THE JAR - IT'S A PERFECT SIZE..................
John says - There's not that many left - why don't you store them in a smaller jar?
Suzan says - Because I DON'T HAVE SPARE JARS !!!!!!!!!

If we were a song -
These would be MY lyrics

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
Joyfully, playfully watching me.

And these would be John's

But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,
Logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
Clinical, intellectual, cynical.

i HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY - OR HE'LL BE CALLING ME A RADICAL
LIBERAL, FANATICAL, CRIMINAL..................................
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Quick everyone - I need egg recipes that can be frozen - besides Quiche ( which I'll make a couple tomorrow )
He will NOT eat devilled eggs - so that's out
He's not that crazy about my chopped egg salad because there's miracle whip or mayo in it.

John does the groceries because I can't be trusted he claims - I handed over the reins quite willingly though

Eggs were on sale
3 dozen for 5.00

Plus we had a dozen in the fridge

Suzan says - WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE EGGS?
John says - Eat them ( there's that logic again )
Suzan says - They have a life you know !
John says - What do you mean " they have a life " are you nuts ? They're eggs
Suzan says - A shelf life John - we can't possibly eat this many eggs that quickly

So I guess along with Spaghetti Sauces - I'll be handing out eggs to visitors as well

Here honey - here's a meat sauce - and a dozen eggs - love you !

Actually maybe I'll bake all weekend..................
Or have a give away for 2 dozen eggs - anyone interested?
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Otherwise, In the news....................

THE MOST RIDICULOUS
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Georgia Trash Collector Jailed For 30 Days For Showing Up To Work Early

A Georgia trash collector will spend 30 days in jail because he showed up to work two hours before he was supposed to.

Kevin McGill, who works for the private company Waste Management Inc., showed up a few minutes after 5 a.m. one morning to pick up trash in Sandy Springs, WABC reports.

A city ordinance requires that trash only be picked up between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m.

Because of his misdeed, McGill was sentenced to 30 days in jail, the maximum sentence he could have received. His crime of picking up trash too early was the only infraction considered by the judge who sentenced him.

He now plans to spend every weekend over the next three months in jail, so he can work during the week.

"I was stunned," McGill said, according to WABC. "I didn’t know what to think."

VICE spoke to Sandy Springs prosecutor Bill Riley who said jail time is necessary to make sure trash collectors don't start collecting garbage in the early morning hours.

"We look for the minimum punishment what will deter the crime," Riley said. "We tried forever not to put anyone in jail for these cases, but it wasn't working."

Sandy Springs spokesperson Sharon Kraun didn't immediately return a request for comment from The Huffington Post, but she told VICE, "Our residents, they like their quality of life. And that means not waking up at 5:00 AM to hear the trash can."

VICE also points to a 2012 New York Times story about Sandy Springs farming out nearly all of its services to private companies.

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What's the sentence for being late ? Life ?
I wonder how much something like this costs taxpayers
( I wonder, I wonder, but I really don't want to know )
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There's a new show on TLC !
About Little People !
Let me see now...................there's already been

Little People Big World
The Little Couple
The Little Family
Seven Little Johnstons
and now there'll be a new one - how exciting !

All they air at this point is HUGE people or LITTLE people..................
Or people with huge families.

Surreal.
And I keep watching.
I think I'm turning into one of those ornery people who just like to complain actually -
God help me.

or·ner·y

ˈôrn(ə)rē/

adjective

NORTH AMERICANinformal

bad-tempered and combative.

"some hogs are just mean and ornery"

synonyms: grouchy, grumpy, cranky, crotchety, cantankerous, bad-tempered, ill-tempered, dyspeptic, irascible, waspish

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I wanted to watch GOING CLEAR - the Scientology documentary.

But HBO Canada wouldn't let it be shown for fear of repercussions from the " church "

( Tom Cruise went to elementary school in Ottawa - our Country's capitol - maybe they're afraid he'll show up and jump up and down all over their furniture like he did on Oprah? )

This Country has the wimpiest policies - I mean really - when you're afraid of Scientologists ..................

ENGLAND has the mighty LION as their national animal

The U.S has the fearless EAGLE as theirs

AUSTRALIA'S KANGAROO will kick you to the ground in a heart beat

And Canada?

We've got the BEAVER - be careful or he'll gnaw you to death !!!

Or scurry back under that ferocious damn he's built and hide.

In case you sue him.

Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee ..........................♪♫

source

We're the Leave it to Beaver's of the Western World - and we don't give a damn ! ( unless you ask nicely )

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Tokyo recently named GODZILLA as their official tourism Ambassador.

What a twisted way to say " WELCOME !!! "

That's like using Freddy Krugar as a Maitre D' - don't you think?

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Ok - I have to ask my Son in Law if he can download ( upload? sideways load? ) a copy of that documentary.

If anyone from the Canadian Government is reading this - I'm NOT talking about the Scientology documentary

Have a wonderful weekend every one !

Much love from here...............

to there ( wherever your there may be )

Me,

Good morning everyone !

We still haven't put our chandeliers up yet and I can't until the ceilings are redone downstairs to do it!

I took them from our last home where they belonged - I'm afraid they're not going to look " right " in this cottage-y house - which is a moot discussion since they were expensive and they're going up, regardless.

But I'm really loving these lights and the natural element they'd bring to a room !