Aghhhhh - I'm choking here - really I'm choking on my laughter -
And I promise this will be the last one for awhile - but I swear this is the funniest one yet.
I decided to post the process of our dinner this evening - without telling him
because he already thinks I should be committed somewhere - and he just doesn't " get " blogging,
he really is a very personal person - keeps things to himself - where as my life story is an open book,
always has been - always will be -
Ok - I am not a chef - nor am I an expert with food - but I know what I like - and I know how to make
it appetizing and pretty at the same time................
So we started off with a small Pork Tenderloin - that I cut into small pieces and wrapped in bacon
With Montreal Steak Spice and parsley - not sure if this is sold in the States but you can get it across Canada and it's the best steak spice I swear -
And some garlic jumbo shrimp................
Potatoes and green and yellow beans....................
For the potatoes I just strained them - and mixed in butter - some garlic - some Montreal Steak Spice ( I seriously love this stuff, lol ) and some parsley
and for the beans I added olive oil - with some oregano and parmesan cheese -
Now I'm running around frantically taking these pictures while he's outside with the bar-b-que
And I didn't realize he had come in and was standing behind me
John says - You're not.
Suzan says - Oh you scared me - don't sneak up on my like that John
John says - You're not doing what I'm thinking you're doing
Suzan says - what?
John says - You're not taking a picture of the potatoes for your blog - pls tell me you're not doing this
Suzan says - Well I've noticed lots of people post photos of their meals and add the recipe as they go
John says - This is borderline now - you realize that, right? Absolutely borderline - and if you think people give a damn what your having for supper then you're losing your grip on reality my girl, in fact I think it's long gone now anyway.
Suzan says - It's not that their interested in what I'm eating John - I'm just sharing a recipe really
John says - But I just saw you take a picture of the potatoes - why can't you just type the recipe in - why do people have to see a bowl of potatoes? Do you think they're stupid? Surely they know what they look like?
Suzan says - So forget it - I won't post the photo of the potatoes - you're really making a big deal out of this.
Suzan says - can you cut up Soda's food please
John - why, are you going to take a picture of what the dog eats?
and just then the batteries died in the camera - and he was sitting down to eat his meal
Suzan says - STOP - do not eat a bite of that yet - my batteries died
John says - Ok Suzan - enough is enough
Suzan says - I'm going to change the batteries - don't eat until I take a photo
and I run out of the kitchen - change the batteries - but it was too late
John says - I put up with a lot for the sake of your blog - I'm not going to start eating cold suppers
Suzan says - thanks a lot - bon appetit -
and I took a picture of mine instead - but I made his extra pretty because I staged it for photos
Ok guys - this is now where I am seriously choking to death
Our dinner conversation moments later
John says - I thought you were doing a furniture makeover blog
Suzan says - I am - for the most part - but I can sprinkle it with other things to keep it from
John says - but you're all over the place now
Suzan says - yes, but I'm MOSTLY furniture - except I can't do a piece of furniture a day everyday you know, anyway it's sort of an online diary really - and I've made a lot of new friends that I share it with.
SILENCE - and then this: Stone faced serious
John says - so tell me Suzan - if you wanted to do a post on bath salts - would you take a photo of yourself naked in the bath? Just to share with your friends?
Good God - I am going to have a heart attack laughing tonight - I'm still laughing 2 hours later :)
Sorry John - but this is going to the following parties!!!
Kathe with an E
Cedar Hill Ranch
Home Stories A to Z
Not just a Housewife
P J H Designs
The DIY Dreamer
Savvy Southern Style
Simply Done Wright
Chase the Star
We like to learn as we go
The life of Jennifer Dawn
Adorned from above
Family Home and Life
The Shabby Creek Cottage
Rooted in Thyme
THe Charm of Home
At the Picket Fence
The Grant Life
My Turn ( for us )
Days of Chalk and Roses
Nifty Thrifty Things
It's so very Cheri
I should be mopping the floor
Our Delightful Home
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