Suzan says - I'm going to book us a vacation John
John says - Well I don't know about that - there's going to be a ton of things to do in the new place
Suzan says - I'm going to expire if I don't get one week of ocean and sand...................
John says - Here we go with the dramatics, Miss Scarlett.
John says - Where will we go?
So I made a list -
Safari in Kenya? ( I'm too terrified )
that a Lion and I just may coincide
(Unless of course he looked like this
and then I'd most likely just give him a kiss)
Egypt I'm sorry but I don't have the room
to be cursed by a mummy in some ancient tomb
Though I think I'd probably fall on my butt
If I actually ran into good ol' King Tut
( how'd he get so funky? )
A cruise might be nice ( and all it entails )
but I'm scared of John pushing me over the rails
I'm not a great swimmer - and would probably drown
( unless Kurt Russell were hanging around )
The Orient Express - a week on a train ?
( but there once was a murder - don't need one again )
The Rain Forest might be something to see
but a case of malaria just isn't for me
Kilamanjaro? Am I up to the climb?
It'd take me 6 months and I haven't the time
Although it looks gorgeous - it'd be a tough sell
I've seen the movie ( it doesn't end well )
A week in the wild - Alaska you say?
Where bears run freely? No how - no way
If they were unlucky in finding a fish
would they simply catch me ( and make me a dish ? )
I've always wanted to visit Hong Kong
but that's a vacation that'd take way too long
and John just might leave me for some Suzie Wong
Bali - Figi ? Oh they'd be worth trying
but that'd cost as much as the home that we're buying
Acapulo'd be nice - at that time of year
'cept they're killing Canadians ( you can read it all here
I think it was safer back in the day
When Elvis and Friends would go there to play
A junket to Vegas might be kinda fun
( but only in fact if we actually won )
With my luck I'd pick the very worst slot
and lose everything ( the house we just bought? )
John says - one of these days dear - right to the moon
but that's NOT
a trip I'm planning on soon
I AM booking a vacation - just as soon as I find a Suzan friendly spot on this planet!!!
Have a wonderful weekend everyone