My True Love Gave to Me................

12 Months of Menopause

In the first month of menopause
My true love gave to me
A migraine to last eternity

In the second month of menopause
My true love gave to me
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the third month of menopause
My true love gave to me
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the fourth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the fifth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the sixth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the seventh month of menopause
My true love gave to me
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the eighth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the ninth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the tenth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
10 minute lectures
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 crying nights
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the eleventh month of menopause
My true love gave to me
11 " or else's "
10 minute lectures
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 nights crying
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity

In the twelth month of menopause
My true love gave to me
12 lawyers letters
11 " or else's "
10 minute lectures
9 electric fans
8 ways to leave him
7 ultimatums
6 nights of praying
5 days of hell
4 new wrinkles
3 nights crying
2 chocolate bars
& a migraine to last eternity.................................

Suzan says - I read somewhere that studies show that Menopausal women are more likely to poison their husbands.
John says - Really?  I read somewhere that Menopausal women are more likely to be drowned by their husbands..........

We don't have a pool
I'm safe for now......................
But there's a teeny tiny bit of poison in the basement ......................

I know it will pass......................it WILL pass........................Dear God it HAS to pass lol
I mean people pass kidney stones - this should be a piece of cake...................
Have a great weekend all
Hugs,

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