I searched everywhere a dress of mine could be - I searched high and low - I searched for days - to no avail............
Suzan says - John have you seen my black beaded dress by any chance?
John says - I have no idea what you're talking about
Suzan says - you know, the black one with the diamond pattern sparkles on it
John says - I have no idea what you're talking about
Suzan says - It looks exactly like this one - except it's black
John says - Oh that's a nice dress - when did you get that?
Suzan says - 5 years ago
John says - You're kidding me! How come you've never worn it?
Suzan says - I've worn it a few times actually - with you -
John says - and the black one is identical?
Suzan says - Yes! Have you seen it?
John says - why would you have 2 identical dresses in different colors?
Suzan says - you have polo shirts in every color
John says - that's completely different
Suzan says - of course it is, have you seen my black dress or not?
John says - No...............but you should wear the red one - you're always in black
I wore the red one - half heartedly.
And that was that - until last week - when I was putting something away in John's closet ( the only place I didn't - wouldn't have looked................
And there between his shirts was this
Suzan says - Do you have something you'd like to tell me?
John says - No, why?
Suzan says - Do you like slinky - soft - black sparkly dresses by any chance?
John says - Yeah I do
Suzan says - Well next time you want to borrow one of mine - COULD YOU LET ME KNOW?
John says - What the hell are you talking about now?
Suzan says - Are you a cross dresser? Because if you are, it's OK - I won't judge
John says - Go paint something please - leave me alone
Suzan says - ( as I open his closet door like inspector Clousseau ( ita ) AHA !!! - look what's hanging in there all tucked away between your shirts !!!
And I whip out the black dress and dangle it in front of his face
John laughs - It must have been put in there with a pile from the cleaners
Suzan says - Where's the plastic then?
Suzan says - It would never fit you, you know
Suzan says - I really wanted to wear that over the holidays
AND IT GETS BETTER FOLKS
Suzan says - and why, pray tell, are some of my shoes on the floor of your closet?
John roars - don't you remember? we had to make room in the foyer over the holidays - so I just
grabbed a bunch of your shoes from the shoe rack and threw them in the bottom of my closet
Suzan says - hmmm you seem to be using your closet for my things a little too often
Suzan says - my shoes would never fit you, you know
John laughs - Please, you're feet are almost the same size as mine
Suzan says - Very nice John - thank you ( I do have big feet )
Suzan says - and by the way I wanted to wear the black dress - with the silver shoes
John says - Oh their nice..................
ANYWAYS..........................WHATEVER............................
We have a bunch of pallet wood left over from the Christmas Pallet Trees - so this weekend I made these
Just a quick little tutorial on how I place the words on my signs - it's a shortcut like everything else I seem to do lol
First I dry brushed each slat white and then I placed my stencils ( again these particular ones are from the dollar store - I've used them too many times to count - ) where I want them to go
The best part is that they come on a perforated sheet - it makes it so much easier when stencilling with words if each word is individual! AND these ones are sticky on the back - which means they stay in place without you having to hold them and worry that your hand might slip.
I simply outline the stencil with a sharpie pen -
I find the best one to use is this one
and the other I use to actually fill it in ( I dry brushed a little pale blue on both signs )
the slats from the pallet are the exact same width as the cupboard - no sawing!
excuse the mess in the middle of the photos - my bedroom's in a transitional stage at the moment lol
John says - I don't like them
Suzan says - You don't have to - they're strictly utilitarian really - just make sure YOUR THINGS go in your closet - and MY STUFF go in mine
Suzan says - Thank you very much
John says - Can you get out of the way with the camera please - I'm watching hockey
The mystery of the missing little black dress is now officially
However, my favorite jeans went missing a few years ago - hmmmm - wonder where they could be
( as she ponders the possiblities - nah - he wouldn't )
but I'm definitely going to hide my jewellery ( just saying )
Sharing with!
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I should be mopping the floor
Silver Pennies
The Dedicated House
Knick of Time
Kathe with an E
A Diamond in the Stuff
Clean and Scentsible
Adorned from Above
Have a daily cup of Mrs.Olson
No Minimalist Here
The Ironstone Nest
52 Mantels
Beyond the picket fence
The Shabby Creek Cottage
Katherine's Corner
The 36th Avenue
Craftionary
Shabby Art Boutique
The Busy Bee's
French Country Cottage
A Little Knick Knack
Finding Fabulous
The Shabby Nest
My Romantic Home
Twigg Studios
Homemaker on a dime
