A FRIDAY CHAT ( about this & that )

Good morning everyone !

I missed you last week - but you know with Evan ....................

Would you like a cup of tea?

I'd offer you coffee except......................................

My son brought a Keurig coffee maker over - that he doesn't use - we have a Tassimo and the coffee for that particular machine is very expensive -
I don't drink coffee - and John goes out every morning to pick his up...............
Anyway - so my son brought over this Keurig
The next time John went out I asked him to pick up some Keurig's.................

Suzan says - It's probably best if you get a variety pack
John says - Variety pack?
Suzan says -Yeah - different flavors to choose from
John shrugs his shoulders and says - Ok - I didn't know they came in different flavors

AND HE CAME HOME WITH CURD CHEESE !
DEAR GOD !

John says - They didn't have different flavors - and before you tell me I didn't look enough I ASKED a store clerk if they had any
John says - He looked at me like I was nuts
Suzan says - I wanted you to get keurig coffee !!!
John says - YOU ASKED FOR CURDS

How can someone who can hear me whispering on the phone from another room - never hear what I'm saying when we're face to face???

There's farsightedness - and farhear-edness I suppose.

So you have 2 choices
I can make you a Cup of Curd Coffee
or a Poutine -
It's up to you
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I'm in a panic.
It's officially Fall - and I still haven't lost the weight I was supposed to lose last Spring - for Summer - and now Winter is the next season up for grabs and that's the season I typically put weight on - so now next Spring I'm going to have double the weight to take off for next Summer.....................
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Suzan says - Do you know where I can get a couple of bales of hay around here?
John says - Why the hell do you need bales of hay - you planning on buying a horse?
Suzan says - No - I feel like decorating with them
John says - YOU'RE NOT BRINGING BALES OF HAY INTO THE BLOODY HOUSE NOW - I'LL TELL YOU THAT !
Suzan says - It's for outside !
John says - You made a wreath - we got tons of " mums " out there - it's enough - why do you want to make the house look like a farm?
Suzan says - Maybe because I want to live in a farmhouse?
John says - Well we don't ................and we're not putting bales of hay everywhere

This is what I go through - with every single decor thing I want to do..................

I'm serving him oats for supper tonight ..................

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I keep checking online for a wheelbarrow - an antique one................
And finally came across this one

Suzan says - Do you think you could pick up a wheelbarrow for me?
John says - We don't need one...............
Suzan says - It's an antique - it's so pretty - I could use it for decor outside
John sighs - Where is it?
Suzan says - Vermont
John says - I'M NOT CROSSING A BORDER TO PICK UP A BLOODY WHEELBARROW - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??????????
Suzan says - We could make a day of it.............have lunch in Burlington
John says - I'M NOT CROSSING A BORDER TO PICK UP A WHEELBARROW.
John says - No one - absolutely no one would believe this..............
Suzan says - I'm not asking you to drive to California - just across the border...................

If anyone's in Vermont - here's the link................Craigs List
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I saw this on ebay

If that's not the cutest outdoor planter !

I almost bought it but it's only 17 inches long

So.............no bales of hay - no wheelbarrow - no bike planter.

Maybe I'll combine seasons and put pumpkins in my child's antique sled - lol
(except I can't remember where I put them - they WERE in the front porch - but I moved them when I worked on that room and have no idea where they are now )

How's this for a pumpkin holder?  I'm seriously considering it !
Link EBAY

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I know most of John's expressions by now - but every now and then he says something I haven't heard before.
He was stuck in traffic ...............and called me to tell me he was going to be late.

John says - I can't move - it's chockablock with traffic
Suzan says - It's what ?
John says - FULL
Suzan says - But what did you say before that?
John says - I'm not repeating it - it'll end up on the blog..............

I had to trick it out of him later that night..............

Suzan says - my inbox is chuckalucka
John bursts out laughing - it's CHOCKABLOCK
Suzan makes a mad dash for her pen and paper..............
John says - is that going on your blog?
Suzan says - no
( but we all know I'm chockablock of sh_t........................)
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We're off to Old Montreal today - walk around - have lunch - browse ( maybe I'll find some hay )

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
Hugs,
Kiss, kiss,
Me