Cold as in oh my God I am so not ready for this.
Cold as in the windows have to be closed.
Cold as in
John says " tonight would be a perfect time for a fire "
Suzan says " oh that would be so nice !!! "
Suzan says " do you feel like a hot chocolate to go with that fire? "
John says - " that sounds great, thanks "
And that's as about Ozzie and Harriet as we can ever get because moments later while I was in
the kitchen making hot chocolate
John yells " SUZANNNNNN "
Suzan says - do you have to yell every time you say my name?
John says - " Can you come here for a moment please ? "
John says - " kindly tell me how I'm supposed to start a fire? "
John says - " does every nook and cranny have to be covered in this house?
John says - " it's become totally unfunctional "
Suzan says - " what has? "
John says - " our home "
Suzan says - " do you live in it? do you sleep in it? do you eat in it? then it's functional! "
John mumbles - barely
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM ANYWAY? DOESN'T EVERYONE STYLE THEIR HEARTH SO THAT YOU CAN'T GET TO THE INSERT?
Suzan says - "Oh and by the way, DO NOT USE THE FIREWOOD IN THAT CONTAINER,
I white washed so it would look like birch, remember? "
John says - " of course you painted the fire wood Suzan - BECAUSE EVEN FIREWOOD CAN'T STAY IN IT'S NATURAL STATE ? "
John says - " and what pray tell do I make a fire with, there isn't even a wood chip in our house anymore that hasn't been painted "
John says - do you have any painting stir sticks laying around?
( OMG he can be hilarious!!! )
John says - this has reached the level of a sickness now - you'll have to see a doctor eventually "
DISORDER John - it's a disorder............................
D.I.S.O.R.D.E.R. got it?
Would you like marshmallows in your hot chocolate honey?
I wish you could have seen his face when I brought in his chocolat chaud - along with the firewood lol
( and hugs )
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It is supposed to get very cool here starting this weekend. I have stated that I am not turning on the heat until November. I may have to rethink that statement!ReplyDelete
Hilarious! My husband says instead of Link parties, we should be having mass interventions!!! Let's keep Sam and John apart.ReplyDelete
That is just too funny!!! I needed a good laugh this morning!ReplyDelete
Men dont get it!ReplyDelete
And they never will!!! lolDelete
Danni is breaking me up with the 'mass interventions' comment! Don't tell the guys, but I sometimes have a hard time finding space to eat here. I'll walk around with my plate trying to find somewhere that doesn't have a tablescape on it. ~ MaureenReplyDelete
Hehe! We can't use our fire either as the fireproof coals have been replaced with decorative pine cones! Actually, I'd better remind my husband of that!! xReplyDelete
I have to say this post made me laugh. I enjoyed it, sorry it is so cold already by you.ReplyDelete
LOVE it!! Had to laugh because my husband went to start a fire in the family room last week and there was a whole dresser in front of it, along with some kitchen chairs!ReplyDelete
ROTFL! I think this is your funniest one yet, Suzan!!ReplyDelete
Danni, that's too funny about mass interventions, but I think we're the normal ones and it's the hubbies who should create a support group!
Too funny! My husband can certainly relate. Poor guys!ReplyDelete
We can't use our fireplace either, lol, I have cloth curtains covering the opening! Our poor husbands!!! Hugs, PennyReplyDelete
Lol! Funny!! And yes, our husbands need a support group. lol, still laughing.ReplyDelete
We're still in the 80's here. I'd like it to be chilly enough for a fire but that probably won't happen for a couple of months at least.
As they say, you can't make stuff like that up! Hilarious!!!!ReplyDelete
That was a funny post! Hubbys and wives sometimes have differences of opinions when it comes to decorating, that's for sure.ReplyDelete
This is HILARIOUS!! And I can SO relate! Love it!ReplyDelete
This made me giggle :o)ReplyDelete
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Love the firewood! I must confess, we turned on our heat this weekend. Just too darn chilly. Even froze. So sad, no more tomatoes. Suppose to warm back up this weekend. Thanks for sharing with SYC.ReplyDelete
OMG! that is hilarious!ReplyDelete
oh and Im jealous of the weather! Its still 90 degrees here in Florida!
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