These are a few - and really JUST a few of the ladies that have made me laugh - in my mind one of the most precious gifts you can give. They're in no particular order
|A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
|Don`t compare yourself with someone else`s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
|Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you" to dessert that night. And for what?!
| Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.